Copernican Principle The scribblings of an insignificant man
The home of Gordon & Bayleaf. Stories in progress by Andy Le Monde
Warning: stories contain explicit language
Stuck on planet Earth, while they sort out the paperwork, Gordon is just trying to make the best of a bad situation.
While his space-station home, The Copernicus, circles the planet keeping a watchful eye on humanity.
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The Copernican Principle is a collection of stories, featuring Gordon and Bayleaf as they muddle through life on Earth. In Gordon's aging body, that's slightly the wrong colour, living in a northern town with a southern accent.
Gordon an Illegal Alien is the first story in the series. Visiting Earth on business, in a human body, Gordon discovers Barnsley. However, chaos ensues when all Aliens are recalled from the planet.

Gordon's Wild Life is the second story. As Gordon adjusts to life in Barnsley as a truck driver.
The Squirrel Years are set some 20 years earlier, when Gordon spends 3 years on Streatham Common, living as a squirrel.